| Here is a handy map of Failsworth to help you get your bearings. 
 Pros and Cons of Failsworth life:    
 Pros    1) Excellent access to wheeliebins
 2) It is near a canal
 3) It has a very good market
 
 Cons
 1)There is a lot of wheeliebin related crime
 2)High S.P.S.I. rating (Scally Per Square Inch)
 3)Andy Tudor lives there (Be careful with this guy, he is like a camp version of Dale Winton - he may try and ride your marmite motorway!)
 
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