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Failsworth - Life in a wheelie bin
About Failsworth

Here is a handy map of Failsworth to help you get your bearings.

Don't try and swim in the canal.........it is full of poo!

Pros and Cons of Failsworth life:

Pros
1) Excellent access to wheeliebins
2) It is near a canal
3) It has a very good market

Cons
1)There is a lot of wheeliebin related crime
2)High S.P.S.I. rating (Scally Per Square Inch)
3)Andy Tudor lives there (Be careful with this guy, he is like a camp version of Dale Winton - he may try and ride your marmite motorway!)

Links to other Failsworth related stuff:

Failsworth Market

Failsworthians

Failsworth speak