All the great stuff that he likes to do...

1)Punching people in the face
2)Writing excellent software
3)Being a freindly co-worker
4)Playing that silly bar-tender game all the time in a hippo styliee
5)Making sweet love to sheep and other farmyard animals
6)Writing websites to get back at people that have written amusing websites at his expense.
7)Long haul wheeliebin holidays
8)Dale Winton look-a-like competitions
9)Driving seriously tepid saloon cars.
10)Wheeliebin customization