Give the poor bitch a job... Commercial experience --------------------- -33 years tail chasing -10 years as an apprentice having my nads painted blue. -5 years working as a Dale Winton look-a-like -10 years in prison (for stealing a wheelie bin) Education --------- It's all academic bollocks. These kids come out of uni with a lot to learn. In my day you were stripped stark bollock naked, hung upside down and had various parts of your anatomy painted (with engineer's blue) by a bunch of well bent, hairy arsed engineers....and that was all the education you ever needed! Those were the days. Qualifications -------------- A levels : Face punching(A), bumming(A) and cobbling(A+) BSc in Tail chasing and advanced wheeliebin customisation Skills ------ Fuck All |